There were people looking alright, some glaring in irritation at their work being disturbed while others were gawking and chuckling at the oddball, though, as Snippy realised in horror, more and more were chuckling directly at him.

His face burnt a brilliant red as the glares began to turn on him as well. Some of them, like Bill in the bay opposite, obviously just wanted him to drag his crazy friend out before the whole yard completely fell behind schedule, but there was a particular quality to some of the looks he was getting that suggested some people were taking Captain's heartbeat dance way too literally.

"I'm not a wife-beater!" He howled as he hurled himself at Captain in an attempt to smother those gestures. "I'm a single man!"